When you work all day...

OK, it's a daft question. Blame _yakumo_, he started it...

Musical condoms:

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So she bakes an instant cake, and she fries a frozen steak

Last night, on the way home from work, I idly contemplated what to have for tea. By the time I arrived, I'd decided on kedgeree. Admittedly, the fish I had in the fridge was pre-cooked peppered mackerel rather than smoked mckerel, but I figured it'd probably work.

( An amazing culinary discovery )

Geriatrics losing hope in Steven Patrick's overcoat

( A covert gig review )