And all of the birds, in so many words, said...

On Saturday I bought two loaves of bread, expecting to be making sandwiches for a large number of people. In the end, the number of people was slightly smaller and the required quantity of sandwiches smaller still (we'd eaten too much cake), and I had a lot of bread left.

Accordingly, when we set off on a jaunt on Sunday, I tucked a bag of crusts into my pocket. ( Just in case we found some ducks )

Tomorrow, I am going to take my bag of crusts to work. At lunchtime, come rain or shine, I shall slither out the back of the business park to the Kennet and Avon canal. I shall feed the birds there if I personally have to ram the stuff down their ungrateful feathery gizzards.

_{Yes thanks, I do know the correct plural of duck. I just don't like it.}