I put you on a pedestal, they put you on the pill

The first thing I was aware of on waking up this morning was that I'd been dreaming about some very small sculptures, which were to be displayed on very small plinths. I think I was somehow involved in organisation at the gallery, or something. In my dream, I referred to these very small plinths as plinthlings[*].

I have just remembered this, and it has made my evening.

[*] And yes, for those of you who are going to ask, I was doing the relevant gesture in my dream. But in quite a small way, with fingertips only, because it was just a plinthling.

So that villagers can say 'the Church looks nice' on Christmas Day.

Incidentally, if there are any more big kids out there, or people who still get excited about Christmas, then there's probably just enough time to join in playing the Great Advent Game.

Hurry, though - it's nearly December!

Click here to find out what the Great Advent Game is