Stupid questions you already know the answers to

OK, people wanted answers to the quiz.

( The long version, with pictures, chat, comments, waffling and unsubstantiated claims about the sales and success of albums )

( Hold the waffles, just give me the damn answers )

Extremely honourable first place is tied between smiorgan and ChrisC, both on 13 points. kauket comes in as runner-up with a very respectable 8.

I'm cutting down my Christmas list this year

My advice to you: cease being my friend immediately.

It seems it has not been a good month for friends of mine. If you haven't been made redundant, split up with your partner or had some major household disaster, you've probably died, broken something serious like your back or pelvis, or been diagnosed with manic depression.

Anyone who has thus far escaped is forgiven (and potentially encouraged) to pretend with immediate effect that they have never known me. Of course, anyone who has had some form of life crisis in the last four weeks is also entirely welcome to blame it on me.