It's Friday! It's three o'clock! It's time to Boogie At Your Desk!
( You what? )Today you are invited to Boogie At Your Desk to:
Britney Spears - ToxicYup, a Britney Spears CD was the one I
declined to name when listing my purchases at the record fair the other day.
This is my latest attempt to please all the people some of the time - in this case, I'm aiming to please the
lowest common denominator. LCD, you know who you are :)
I must admit, I don't keep a terribly close ear on the charts and I missed
Toxic when it was at number one. It is, however, a regular floor-filler at
Crimes Against Pop.
Having listened to the promo best-of CD acquired from the record fair, I have to admit that I'm not about to become a massive Britney fan. There's some good pop moments on there - even
Oops!... I Did It Again is, if you put aside the "aaargh it's Britney" reaction, a quality pop tune. Although it does bear out Nick Cave's theory that the lightest, fluffiest pop tunes can have the most sinister words - the sentiment behind the
lyrics, with their insincere pout of apology, is very unpleasant.
However, there's also quite a lot of non-descript pop filler-dirge on the CD too. I'd recommend finding any cheap best-of style CD which has
Toxic on it - it's worth it, and you might find a few other good tracks on it, too.
The best thing about
Toxic is, of course,
that bit. Small edible prizes may be distributed to anyone who can correctly identify which bit I mean by
that bit. The best way of specifying your answer is probably elapsed time rather than trying to describe it.