Eleven salmon smoking

The Kipper Issue is resolved.

Pier Road Seafoods seem wholly ungooglable. However, by arcane means involving a leaflet in with the offending fishes, I acquired a URL. Their website only gives old-skool contact details, so I just rang them. No, no problem. A new pair of kippers would be in the post tomorrow.

So, I thought service like that deserved to be advertised. Everyone who likes kippers should visit:

http://www.kippersbymailwhitby.co.uk/

And order a pair. Off you go, now.

A bold hippopotamus was standing one day

I'm off to Glastonbury. Keep out of trouble while I'm gone, won't you all?