Enquiring minds need to know...

... well, condign and Frances want to know.

[Poll #135776]

This is what happens when you let people drink port and discuss jelly-wrestling; sooner or later it moves on to chocolate-sauce wrestling, then semolina-wrestling. Frances hates semolina. Really hates it. condign, being a confounded foreigner, doesn't know what it is.

I was asked to set this poll up; I now officially disclaim all responsibility.