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Ordinarily, people ask me to stop telling jokes. However, [livejournal.com profile] addedentry requested a reprise of this one, so here we go:

A bin-man is walking down a road in Yorkshire. Observing that one lady has forgotten to put out her rubbish, he yells to her "Where's yer bin?"

Flattered that her sun-tan has been noticed, she answers proudly "Tenerife!"

The bin-man shakes his head. "Na, where's yer wheelie bin?"

The lady looks deflated, and mutters "Cleethorpes".

Date: 2006-03-08 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maviscruet.livejournal.com
That was terrible.

Date: 2006-03-08 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
When I saw the mention of a wheelie bin joke, I justknew it would end not in tears but in Cleethorpes

Date: 2006-03-08 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inskauldrak.livejournal.com
nice, and I read that just as an NMA track came on - you all round ; )

Date: 2006-03-08 10:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] taimatsu
Love it! :)

Date: 2006-03-08 11:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] redcountess
*cackle*

Date: 2006-03-09 12:03 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ewx.livejournal.com
More like that!

Date: 2006-03-09 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] voratus.livejournal.com
I wish I knew what the hell that meant.

Bloody Brits.

Date: 2006-03-09 09:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erming.livejournal.com
You should meet one of my mate's gf - Kelly. I guess life in Slough when she was younger affected her as she has quite a line in bad jokes and her boyfriend groans whenever he hears them.

You could do a trade.

Date: 2006-03-09 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j4.livejournal.com
*giggle* Nice one!

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