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venta ([personal profile] venta) wrote2005-12-26 04:35 pm

The other side of Christmas is better

As has been mentioned before, I am a creature of Christmas habit and my 2002 and 2003 write-ups will pretty much serve for any year.

I had a reasonably good journey north on Friday (though if someone wants to tell me why they had the aircon set so cold in Tibshelf services I'd love to know - I gave up and sat in the car instead) and arrived in time to have a late night cup of tea with my parents.

Christmas Eve saw me trotting down the village to acquire the batteries (not included) for one of my dad's presents. I walked in the top way, down as far as the library and back past the police station; the bounds were beaten, and I'm satisfied that my domain is still there. So many of the shops have changed that I can't keep up; a few old favourites are as I remember them from my walk to school, and the rest wash past me in a sea of altered fascias and unfamiliar window displays. I got home and was promptly dispatched again to fetch medicine required by one the elderly ladies Mum runs errands for, and was just returning home when a phone call turned me round. The uncle, passing through our house to cadge a cup of coffee on the way home from his own shopping, had discovered a newspaper sized gap in his bag. I eventually managed to get home and stay there just about in time for lunch. Cullen skink, of course.

During my brief touchdown mid-morning, my parents had been making noises about decorating the Christmas tree. The noises were mainly "bzzz" since decorating seems, according to my dad, to require the use of a reciprocating saw. The annual debate "This house would like a nicely co-ordinated, stylish tree instead of a conglomerated vulgarity decorated with every bauble we've ever owned" was pursued and defeated (as it annually is) two-to-one. It's a strangely bushy tree, actually, and managed to eat a surprising number of decorations before it looked finished.

On Friday night, I received an sms saying "choir practice at half seven". Since I was on the M40 at the time (and one of the things Darlington is notable for is being absolutely nowhere near the M40), that was a non-starter. So I just turned up on Christmas Eve in time for the fight as all the irregulars like me scrum down for the remaining sets of choir robes. Pintwatch and my inner chorister agreed on a compromise plan for the evening, alternating pints of Deuchars with singing familiar carols and sightreading unfamiliar anthems.

Being fortunately without grandparents, in-laws or other such things that need visiting on Christmas day, we pretty much eat turkey and then pull up the drawbridge. Being well-fed, in possession of a purring fire[*] and with new toys and books to play with we lazed the day away. A little fast movement was necessary on occasion to avoid being labelled - Dad having acquired a newer version of the old clicky-Dymo machine meant that small, printed tags were affixed to things that didn't get away fast enough. I am still sporadically checking for stickers reading "CAT" entangled in the fur of the resident feline.

Today we have graciously allowed a few carfeully selected visitors over our threshhold. However, they have now gone and, since it's darkening in, I'm thinking it's about time to operate those drawbridge chains again and get the boiling oil on. I'm expecting a phonecall from an old schoolfriend and, if she's about tonight, I may deign to leave the building. Maybe. Then again, these logs won't throw themselves on the fire, will they ?

[*] It's like a roaring fire, but a little quieter. Our fireplace is too small to facilitate proper roaring, and indeed the front room isn't really large enough to merit it. A couple of good roars and we'd all be overheating.

[identity profile] lathany.livejournal.com 2005-12-26 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your Christmas accounts. To me, the festive season just isn't the same without them.

See you in the New Year (sometime)!

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2005-12-28 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

See you in the New Year (sometime)!

Hope so!

LJ as E-mail...

[identity profile] marjory.livejournal.com 2005-12-27 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you back in Oxford yet? This looks exceptionally unlikely to me, but we are indeed coaching off there tomorrow to meet peeps (13:30 Royal Oak, nr St Anne's). All you need is a trip to Southampton and you will have successfully simulated my progess around the country... ;-P

I feel a bit odd when I go into Cockerton these days, if only because of the enormous, black metal railings which they have put up in front of the shops and round the traffic island. It's the refugee village now. Change can be... confusing and it all smells different these days. You should also stop and admire the Xmas display in the window of the Credit Union as put up by my Mum and another lady, called Audrey!

Re: LJ as E-mail...

[identity profile] venta.livejournal.com 2005-12-28 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, I'm still up in Darlington at present I'm afraid, and won't be back down til (I suspect) you've departed those Oxfordy climes.

I didn't know your mam was involved the with the Credit Union (née Sparks the bakers, or was it Smythes ? I think it was Smythes, Sparks was the one over by the chip shop which is, er, Age Concern now, I think) too. She probably knows my Aunty Pat :)

I saw RachelS yesterday - no longer S, actually, as she's all grownup and married these days. She tells me Ceris is in New Zealand for Christmas - I can never keep up with which damn continent that girl's on.

Women of the Stottie-Cake Belt Part II

[identity profile] marjory.livejournal.com 2005-12-29 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Pat Dean actually got my Mum involved in that business (note to armed robbers - she and Audrey do Thursdays, so this would be a very dangerous day to go a-robbin' unless you actually want to commit suicide-by-volunteer). It was Smythes. Murrays was up the hill and owned by Mrs Davison's Dad. Sparks is Age Concern, Victoria Wine is Pizza Hut, buggered if I can recall what the supermarkets are called these days...

Ppl getting married and/or sprogging is apparently normal. My jaw hit the table upon meeting a college mate of Mitch's who had 2 kids plus a foetus, just prior to the wake-up call that he was at least 30...

Re: Women of the Stottie-Cake Belt Part II

(Anonymous) 2005-12-30 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And Binks has shut and is a tanning parlour; Murray's baker has struck out on his own in their old shop (very good bread) and Venta will sing the praises of the near-sell-by-date, test your languages on the foreign packages, cheapo supermarket where Kwiksave (nee, many moons ago, Fine Fare and others in between)used to was. Butterwick hospice shop was Lloyds bank. There is to be a 15m phone mast on the grass outside Alderson's the butcher's, never mind the black railings. I always look at the Credit Union windows, they are a credit to the union. (Maybe you got the last two comments earlier, I tried to post them from work but it told me I was a Spam robot. Serve me right for wastingmu employer's time.)

[identity profile] ebee.livejournal.com 2005-12-30 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You really are the proper spirit of christmas in your reports!
Hope to see you again sometime when I'm less comatose!