Have you noticed how many short fat men there are? Well us tall fat men dont like them shorties....you know why?? Because you can always get keks at 40 inch waist to fit a short arse. But hardly ever to fit a tall chap.
It's degrading walking round in half masts!
"oooh nice shorts Mr Gnomepants!" "No...they're my troos!"
I now know how Donald felt when he lost his troos.
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Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, Through the streets in my half masts I'll go,
Date: 2005-10-05 08:55 am (UTC)It's degrading walking round in half masts!
"oooh nice shorts Mr Gnomepants!"
"No...they're my troos!"
I now know how Donald felt when he lost his troos.
Bah humbug. ;-)