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ventaDid I mention before that I think spam is great ? Today I got a mail warning me that "We indicate suspect activity at your bank account. Your account has been frozen, for fraud prevention."
This isn't all that remarkable. The delightful thing was that the mail then recommended I "follow instructions how to defrost your bank account". My poor little chilly bank account! I shall knit it a scarf.
However, spam is also useful. Roleplayers, writers, or jokers stuck for character names ?
Over the last month or so I've been getting a steady trickle of mail offering me enlargement, reduction, drugs or software from a string of very likeable-sounding people.
As a result of making their acquaintance, I can now supply a name for every occasion.
I forget what Spicy J. Improvidence offered in her mail; I imagine her, however, slinking across a smoky bar, her cocktail dress gleaming in the lamplight and a plume of smoke trailing gently from her elegant cigarette holder. She has a wicked sparkle in her eye. She'll probably make short work of Headset H. Motivational, the young, go-getting team leader who's escaped from his cubicle-world for a quick drink before heading home. Both are keen to avoid Lollygags O. Delores. Aging, demanding, and constantly broke, her company is as welcome as her shabbily applied make-up.
Whatever should we call that golden-armoured battle-leader striding towards the horizon ? Well, I think Warmonger L. Helios would be a fine title. He's bound to defeat the fresh-faced young lad, Fledgling R. Simpleness, leading the army of children.
Oh, it's mad scientists you need ? How about Ruckus S. Electroplates, and his scholarly friend, Uncharacteristic U. Quadratics ?
Members of the clergy ? Triptych L. Presbyterianism or Canister S. Diocese.
A secretary, competent and self-effacing ? Brenda H. Noticeboards.
A judge, aging and a little portly ? Whiskers Q. Brushwood. And his gentleman, Thinning T. Clunkers.
Some of them even make quite good curses. Splintering H. Godforsaken! Definitely expressive of exasperation. I shall begin using it at once. Or, when one's tolerance has reached its absolute limits, Incriminate L. Almighty!
I have buckets of these names. Wouldn't you like to meet Burnooses K. Stochastic ? Share a late night snack with Satan K. Gastronomy ? Go on a crazy evening out with Resonator Q. Thrashed ?
Who would win in a debate between Covenanted A. Flannel and Deriving K. Inapplicable ? An arm-wrestle between Puffball S. Amendment and Conjuring K. Limply ?
Names, names, roll up and get yer names!
This isn't all that remarkable. The delightful thing was that the mail then recommended I "follow instructions how to defrost your bank account". My poor little chilly bank account! I shall knit it a scarf.
However, spam is also useful. Roleplayers, writers, or jokers stuck for character names ?
Over the last month or so I've been getting a steady trickle of mail offering me enlargement, reduction, drugs or software from a string of very likeable-sounding people.
As a result of making their acquaintance, I can now supply a name for every occasion.
I forget what Spicy J. Improvidence offered in her mail; I imagine her, however, slinking across a smoky bar, her cocktail dress gleaming in the lamplight and a plume of smoke trailing gently from her elegant cigarette holder. She has a wicked sparkle in her eye. She'll probably make short work of Headset H. Motivational, the young, go-getting team leader who's escaped from his cubicle-world for a quick drink before heading home. Both are keen to avoid Lollygags O. Delores. Aging, demanding, and constantly broke, her company is as welcome as her shabbily applied make-up.
Whatever should we call that golden-armoured battle-leader striding towards the horizon ? Well, I think Warmonger L. Helios would be a fine title. He's bound to defeat the fresh-faced young lad, Fledgling R. Simpleness, leading the army of children.
Oh, it's mad scientists you need ? How about Ruckus S. Electroplates, and his scholarly friend, Uncharacteristic U. Quadratics ?
Members of the clergy ? Triptych L. Presbyterianism or Canister S. Diocese.
A secretary, competent and self-effacing ? Brenda H. Noticeboards.
A judge, aging and a little portly ? Whiskers Q. Brushwood. And his gentleman, Thinning T. Clunkers.
Some of them even make quite good curses. Splintering H. Godforsaken! Definitely expressive of exasperation. I shall begin using it at once. Or, when one's tolerance has reached its absolute limits, Incriminate L. Almighty!
I have buckets of these names. Wouldn't you like to meet Burnooses K. Stochastic ? Share a late night snack with Satan K. Gastronomy ? Go on a crazy evening out with Resonator Q. Thrashed ?
Who would win in a debate between Covenanted A. Flannel and Deriving K. Inapplicable ? An arm-wrestle between Puffball S. Amendment and Conjuring K. Limply ?
Names, names, roll up and get yer names!
