Well done for fighting your way through such a behemoth of a post! And thank you :) I can totally see why festivals are not everyone's cup of tea, but I absolutely love going to Glastonbury so do try to convey how great it can be.

(And to be honest, given my habit of shuffling off to bed when everyone else is partying, maybe I'm becoming too old. This year I hadn't even heard of some of the main stage headliners, which is a dead giveaway of encroaching oldness!)