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[venta]

It's pretty summery out there. Y'know, warm and stuff. There's been some rain in the last few weeks, but it hasn't been cold at all. Humid occasionally, but hardly chilly.

I understand that colds happen in warm seasons, too. Summer colds can be really nasty, and it's not very much to do with the weather. I haven't had one, but I understand that winter complaints can sometimes spill over into summer.

However, I would really like to know why the blithering hell I am developing chillblains.