Yup, I know... what I meant about the BHS bras was that they were just fundamentally the wrong shape for me. There wasn't a size that fitted. There was one size that was clearly intended to be mine (I can't remember what the numbers on the label were) but it was just weird.

I'd have said "not designed for a human", but that would be a bit of a mistake across their entire range, so I presume it was just me :)