You are a kindred spirit and I claim my five euros.

The english language is such fun.

Last year I was driving through Twyford and kept noticing a sign to an upstairs clinic : "American Hair Removal"

As I sat at the traffic lights I often used to wonder where precisely American Hair was on the body that made it's removal so important.

I had visions of anxious women sitting inside waiting to have embrassing tufts of bum-crack hair removed...

I know, I know. I should get out more.